kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

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Anonymous said: lol but really your tweet just now about America being a hellhole, it's so sad that unorganized, over reactive, blatantly wrong tumblr posts sway your opinions of a country that gives you more rights than you could possibly imagine. and we're only growing stronger on our social acceptance. grow up seriously the world's concerns is not centralized on privleged Americans stuggles

beyoncebeytwice:


The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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