delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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msruhhnoir:

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msruhhnoir:

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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nbcparksandrec:

nbctv:

Basically.

Accurate.

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sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

fakexpectations

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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

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cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

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Anonymous said: lol but really your tweet just now about America being a hellhole, it's so sad that unorganized, over reactive, blatantly wrong tumblr posts sway your opinions of a country that gives you more rights than you could possibly imagine. and we're only growing stronger on our social acceptance. grow up seriously the world's concerns is not centralized on privleged Americans stuggles

beyoncebeytwice: